We left this epic endeavour with our protagonist bemoaning a failure to proceed on the behalf of the newly MOT’d BMW 316 e30.Part one here
Bugger
Ashamed and miffed, we managed to get it running by bridging the starter- thereby allowing us to proceed to a fuelling station to partake of some motion lotion potion. £10 slurped in the tank, we set off for a run back to Hastings, and a likely afternoon fault finding.
The car drove beautifully on the way home- these 2drs are nice and light, and the stock suspension is pleasingly compliant yet retains enough feel to communicate the goings on to the driver. Sure its not as taut as the 335i or even my 320i, but it was a comfortable place to be.
We parked up and decided to follow that founding rule of engineering- “If in doubt, get the kettle out”. Tea was applied to the issue and ruminating was done. The holy bible (Bentley e30 manual) was consulted, and oil covered hands stroked chin and beard.
Gareth spent his time researching the issue- I went outside and took the fusebox lid off. Fuse 10 had a distinct lack of wire between the two spades, so we had a start point. Leafing through the manual revealed that it served to provide power to many things- two of which were the Autobox inhibitor Switch (which stops you starting the car unless it is in Park or Neutral on the box), and the feed to the starter.
We replaced the fuse and she fired straight up. Problem solved, it was now time to sort the cause. The light for the bulb that illuminates the PRND321 on the gearbox slots into a holder on the shifter handle, and draws power from the same connector as the inhibitor switch.
Hmm, what is this we spy?
Two severed wires were to be found, and the bulb socket was separate from the loom. It looks like the wires had been trapped and then worn through by the selector moving back and forth.
Its almost as if these two parts were once connected..
We effected a repair (likely to be replaced with solder soon) and set about the actual important thing- getting a bit of cleaning done and seeing what I’d actually bought.
And here they are, once again in perfect harmony!
Here are some super valeting tips for those of you who are pressed for time, or cannae be bothered:
1 Neat TFR (traffic Film Remover) makes for an ideal engine degreaser
2 Interior cleaning is greatly aided by utilising pilfered babywipes (apparently Gareth’s SWMBO was not a fan of these particular ones- but they did the job for this task).
It came up very well for a swift pass, but there are a fair few wee things to attend to- and no doubt they will be documented here in the fullness of time. in the meantime, feast your eyes on the things that BMW got right back in the 80s..
A good lookin brief
A product of the “3box” school of automobile design
And all the better for it.
bonus 406 coupe action in the background
YES!
Look at that Driver’s seat- Tis but a scratch!
For a South of England car, the dash is in remarkable condition
OOOOOFT!
Try Hacking the CANBUS on this!
Cleanliness achieved, we parked it up and set to going for dinner/a modicum of beverage.
The Sunday dawned bright and clear, somewhere. In ole Hastings town it was WINTER. there was only one thing for it- get well stocked and get going.
By the crack of 10, we were at the “Eat In The Park” Cafe (as mentioned in The Jimny road test)
A fine scranning was had, and then it was back to drop off Gareth and load up for the trip north.
Breakfast of Champions
Happy in the Rain in Hastings
Family Portrait (Ginger stepchild hidden at the back;))
Up the road to the nearest petrol station and it was time to take a calculated risk:
every e30 driver knows that one of the common faults with the model is leaks from either the fuel filler neck or the fuel tank seam. As I knew I’d be using the whole tank I threw caution to the wind and filled the 55L tank for all it was worth (at a most pleasing £1.149/L).
To my relief, the unleaded stayed on the inside of the tank, and my gutty remained mercifully petrol free.
Time to get some supplies and head.
Not a leaking tank or rusty filler neck in sight.
A full Tank and a far road to travel
I Left Hastings at 11am and enjoyed the many and varied delights of the a21 before heading onto the m25 westbound.
1 junction of clear running lulled me into a false sense of security, before hitting traffic- which also showed that the viscous fan coupling was not fully functioning.
this meant funtimes sitting being roasted by the heater when doing under 30mph. All e30 owners are now wincing at the thought of unbearable heat plus a nervous disposition directly related to the distance the temp gauge is past vertical. luckily the traffic ebbed and flowed sufficiently to allow the car to stay cool.
I made it to the m40 and took a swift break at Oxford Services. Despite my best efforts, I was sitting at 3.5hrs for 120 miles- I was not amused.
These 120 miles took FOREVER!
Time for some serious cocoa sustenance (As supplied by ra Burd)
The m40 was reasonably clear until it neared the m42. By this time resentment at the non radioing radio was only beaten by the determination to avoid listening to the sole Smiths CD that was present.
Off the m42 I opted for the m6 toll-super clear happy 70mph cruising for some time at last. Well worth the money for the saved time.
Junctions 14-17 of the m6 were their usual joyous selves with miles of tailbacks for no discernible reason. This section is like a rift in the space/time continuum where all the traffic from all parallel universes converge on the one piece of road. Thankfully sanity was preserved by spotting a couple of Humbers, and an odd convoy of a 50’s Chevy and original mini estate.
I kept my shoe in and aimed for Tebay, arriving about 7.40pm. I hit up a tasty chicken pie and coffee which really hit the spot, then bedded down for a kip on the back seat. I woke up at 9.33pm so had a rapid fuel stop (£1.249/Litre!!) and got on me way.
None too shabby on the stop at Tebay
Ouchie!
The final run in was a doddle – 136 miles in just over 2hrs ftw! Arriving home at 11.40pm, it was time for a quick catch up with the boss, and then to bed.
I Certainly am glad I do not have to contend with the frustrations of (mis) managed motorways or large numbers of road users n a daily basis- sometimes I forget how lucky we are to have clear roads easily accessible from home up here.
I took the 316 to the station the next day, where it added a touch of class to the already salubrious surroundings of Lenzie.
Raising house prices near the station
Having just come back from a trip to see the parents, the fuel light has come on. 560 miles on. 66.14litres (14.55gal) gives an mpg of 38.49 (14p a mile-only so high due to services fuel cost)- not too bad for a carb fed auto with a mix of heavy traffic and sustained 70mph running!
no doubt there will be another update along soon on this fine chariot!