Everyone has got one- that mate that is a bad influence on you.
You know the sort, never any money for the cinema, but always enough for a tank of fuel. Always there when the whisky bottle opens, and there when it gets thrown away empty.
They have the ideas that are great in principle, and often impossibly expensive and time consuming in reality.
Hanging around folks who are into old cars, I have a few more than 1. I tend to return the favour wherever possible, and I’m sure a fair few of mine would cite me as fulfilling the same position.
In this instance, it was the bold BadDave. A troublemaker of the highest order, and a bike owner to boot.
It started off as a motorbike trip for a squad of mates, with me tagging along as the carthorse in my car. A most pleasant jaunt you may think, as did I. Alas, one by one, the powerrangers fell by the wayside- citing reasons such as “I’m washing my hair” and “I don’t want to chip my new nails”, leaving just Dave and myself as participants.
In a stroke of inspiration, I managed to invite the burd- therefore managing to tick off the “summer holiday” line on the list.
So Where did we go? And why is it a hairdresser’s guide?
We went to : Ashford, Frankfurt, Prague, Kitzbuhel, Fulpmes, Lucerne, Strasbourg and Heathrow
The hairdresser reference? Dave was driving this:
So how did it go?
Firstly, with my usual exemplary planning, the car got its mot on the Thursday 2 days before we were leaving..
Day 1
So, We loaded up, filled the tank and headed off, intent on meeting Dave at a services just south of Manchester. The burd was driving, traffic was light, and the car was behaving- all the signs of an awesome roadtrip were present.
234 miles later, as I attempted to start the car at the services, the roadtrip dream was turning to a nightmare
No petrol was making it to the injectors, and we couldn’t feel the relays clicking. Bugger. Can’t be the pump, as it was replaced in June. Sod it, we’ll try reversing the polarity on the pump and see if it kicks into life.. Bosh, we have liftoff. I make a mental note to contact the bloke I bought the new pump from.
We rattle down the m6, marvelling at a relatively free run through Brum, before contending with the unbridled joy of the m25. I honestly do not know how people cope with the m25 day in, day out- its like 5 lanes of hell. Once circumnavigated, the blessed relief of the m20 appeared.
Camped in Travelodge’s finest hostelry, we caught up with some friends, and marvelled at the burd’s exceptional giraffe impression (don’t ask)
Day 2
Day two started off the key, much to my relief! A toddle down to Dover, plus some screwdrivering to the lights saw us prepped for a schlep across the Channel.
We thrashed through Belgium, aiming for our night’s stop..not before fuelling up at the Pistenklause- the burd hammered her way through this- the joy of “steak on rock”
Rested up at the Savoy in Frankfurt, we had a wander out for a beer, marvelling at the understated European Central Bank.
Next morning, we were up and running for the border. A quick stop for a splash and dash lead to us buying the vignette we needed for travelling on the Czech motorways.
This was followed by lunch in possibly the cleanest services I’ve ever been in. The curry wurst was magic, and Dave made short work of a helluva hotdog.
We’d managed to score a great hotel near the centre of the Old town in Prague, which proved to be a great base for exploring the place. I’d been once before, as part of a stag do- so my memory was hazy.
Day 3
We lost a whole day wandering about, taking in the myriad sights, and taking the route less travelled. There are some really cool sights to see, and the occasional pint to be supped. Heading up the road to the Castle, we visited Café Savoy- an excellent patisserie that was suggested by the good lady. Between the main courses and the cakes, it was nothing short of superb. Well worth a visit, and reasonably priced too http://cafesavoy.ambi.cz/cz/
The rest of the day was spent wandering upto the castle, and sauntering over the Charles Bridge. All in all, a worthwhile day spent not driving.
We’re 1200 miles down, and about to set off for Austria, but not before popping to this cool little coffee shop just up from the hotel
The coffee was immense and bloody cheap compared to what you pay over here. http://www.emaespressobar.cz/
I’ll stop here before this becomes war and peace. Check back soon for pt 2!